11.Chemical Warfare
作詞：Alan Maman
You are now listening to the sounds
Of Shady and Alchemist, Alchemist, Alchemist
Got an axe and a duffel bag, couple of fags
Stuffed in the backseat, muzzled and gagged
Wrapped in bubble wrap two lesbians up
Couple Hustler mags
And I grab a Pez dispenser
Fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers
The governor of Alaska, she loves when I ask her
Shove my Polaski, sausage up in her ass, huh
While we hover over Nebraska
Shooting at the fucking buffalo pasture in the helicopter
Man, I can't fuck her no faster, she's screaming
'Grab my titties, Shady, suck on those bastards'
But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after
I'm a gigolo but y'all look like a juggalo rapper
Everyday, man, I just seem to get a little bit doper
Shit, back down, man, I'd rather lick on a scrotum
And eat the fucking Octo-mom's pussy lips with some okra
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg, sizzle with Oprah
While Rosie pussy farts and takes a piss on the sofa
Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas Brothers
Your motherfucking mother's aroma's like no other
I keep thinking of her smothered in Somas
It's chemical warfare, drop bombs like Saddam
I'm bringing the drama like Barack Obama
Playing rock 'em, sock 'em robots with the Octo-momma
I'm vato loco homie, I cock those llamas
For chemical warfare
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